respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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