forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just forgot I was standing up.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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