In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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