Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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