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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
be right there i have to get my cape
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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