if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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