Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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