playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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