i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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