there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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