He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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