Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just forgot I was standing up.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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