Walk of Shame. In a state park.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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