but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she smelled like a LAN party
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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