shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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