Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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