ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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