She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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