just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The Olympian is in my bed
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