Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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