is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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