Farmville is her only friend.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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