He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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