Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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