i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
