its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
there is glitter all over my balls
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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