she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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