it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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