I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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