okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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