He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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