and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
