He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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