i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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