Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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