My hair reeks of homosexuality.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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