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make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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