Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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