Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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