if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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