Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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