How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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