party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Bring me that man meat
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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