i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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