I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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