just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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