what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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