so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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