She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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