Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Randomize
